Sometimes I say random things out of the blue. So my friends convinced me to write these things on Tumblr. Banana Donkey.
(Source: bmcay, via therealringostarr)
This is literally what I do when I want a guy to know I like him…
(Source: gawdmode, via ruinedchildhood)
Oh my god there’s this guy sitting behind me and he keeps breathing so hard! He’s just casually watching his computer and is breathing so loud and we’re the only two in the whole lecture hall! OH MY GOD HE JUST LAUGHED AND STARTED BREATHING EVEN FASTER I’M SO FREAKED OUT!
(via rasmuffins)
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
(via pizza)